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18.09.2006 18:09 - ХАЙКУ ОТ ЕКРАНА НА КОМПЮТЪРА
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In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict
construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to
communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning
and powerful insight through extreme brevity.  Here are 16 actual
error messages from Japan:


           The Web site you seek
           Cannot be located, but
           Countless more exist.
           --------------------------------------------
           Chaos reigns within.
           Reflect, repent, and reboot.
           Order shall return.
           --------------------------------------------
           Program aborting:
           Close all that you have worked on.
           You ask far too much.
           ------------------------------------------------
           Windows NT crashed.
           I am the Blue Screen of Death.
           No one hears your screams.
           --------------------------------------------------
           Yesterday it worked.
           Today it is not working.
           Windows is like that.
           ---------------------------------------------------
           Your file was so big.
           It might be very useful.
           But now it is gone.
           -------------------------------------------
           Stay the patient course.
           Of little worth is your ire.
           The network is down.
           ---------------------------------------------------
           A crash reduces
           Your expensive computer
           To a simple stone.
           --------------------------------------------------
           Three things are certain:
           Death, taxes and lost data.
           Guess which has occurred.
           ---------------------------------------------------
           You step in the stream,
           But the water has moved on.
           This page is not here.
           ---------------------------------------------------
           Out of memory.
           We wish to hold the whole sky,
           But we never will.
           ------------------------------------------------
           Having been erased,
           The document you"re seeking
           Must now be retyped.
           ---------------------------------------------------
           Serious error.
           All shortcuts have disappeared.
           Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
           ---------------------------------------------------

Isn"t that better than "your computer has performed an illegal
operation"?



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1. sineater - забавно
22.09.2006 18:51
наистина
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2. анонимен - Haiku za Kluba "Muzika za dushata" ot Stella Z.
30.09.2006 08:47
As birds on the tree
Our club gathers together
we listen to the music.
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3. анонимен - hm
17.10.2006 11:24
very good

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